Забележка: Тези стикери за кола са ми от грижливо събираната с години лична колекция. За лична употреба - моля, не крадете 
Бих се радвала да ги видя най-напред на моята си кола, нали Показвам ви ги, само защото са изключително смешни.
Driver carries no cash: He's married!
I need patience. NOW!
If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!
Attention: Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.
Back off, I'm a postal worker.
I brake for No Apparent Reason.
Hang up and drive!
Jesus is coming - Look Busy!
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers.
My other vehicle is a broom stick.
My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).
'Smile, I could be behind you!' - on Police Motorcycle license frame- Visalia, CA
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
i souport publik edekasion.
I drive this way just to piss you off.
Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
"No, YOU suck" - the mean people.
No Radio - Already Stolen.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Drive defensively - buy a tank.
Do not wash this car. It is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! (on the back on a wheelchair)
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember...
Horn broken, watch for finger.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
I don't drive fast, I fly low.
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
You go on ahead, I'll see you at the next light.
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
If you can read this, the bitch fell off. (on the back of a biker's T-shirt).
My truck is not leaking, it's marking its territory.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Millions of sperm and YOU were the fastest?
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Zero to bitch in 2.4 seconds.
If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
Bad cop. No doughnut.
(On a VW being pulled by an RV) Don't honk, I'm pushing as hard as I can.
Born free... Taxed to death.
Honk your brains out, it wont take long.
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
So many pedestrians, so little time!
(On the back of a VW Beetle) Don't honk, I'm peddling as fast as I can.
If this car is being driven safely, call the cops - it's been stolen!
You may touch the dust, just don't write in it.
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
See on small car: 'When I grow up, I want to be a Truck'
(Upside down on the bumper of a Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Jeep Over.
When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
Бих се радвала да ги видя най-напред на моята си кола, нали Показвам ви ги, само защото са изключително смешни.Driver carries no cash: He's married!
I need patience. NOW!
If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!
Attention: Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.
Back off, I'm a postal worker.
I brake for No Apparent Reason.
Hang up and drive!
Jesus is coming - Look Busy!
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers.
My other vehicle is a broom stick.
My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).
'Smile, I could be behind you!' - on Police Motorcycle license frame- Visalia, CA
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
i souport publik edekasion.
I drive this way just to piss you off.
Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
"No, YOU suck" - the mean people.
No Radio - Already Stolen.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Drive defensively - buy a tank.
Do not wash this car. It is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! (on the back on a wheelchair)
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember...
Horn broken, watch for finger.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
I don't drive fast, I fly low.
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
You go on ahead, I'll see you at the next light.
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
If you can read this, the bitch fell off. (on the back of a biker's T-shirt).
My truck is not leaking, it's marking its territory.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Millions of sperm and YOU were the fastest?
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Zero to bitch in 2.4 seconds.
If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
Bad cop. No doughnut.
(On a VW being pulled by an RV) Don't honk, I'm pushing as hard as I can.
Born free... Taxed to death.
Honk your brains out, it wont take long.
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
So many pedestrians, so little time!
(On the back of a VW Beetle) Don't honk, I'm peddling as fast as I can.
If this car is being driven safely, call the cops - it's been stolen!
You may touch the dust, just don't write in it.
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
See on small car: 'When I grow up, I want to be a Truck'
(Upside down on the bumper of a Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Jeep Over.
When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
това много смешно 
